THE TALE OF THE GREEN BUILDING

Unmasking the Green building is virtually impossible but is perhaps the greatest myth untold. A building where the foundations were laid by sanctimonious creatures with large jaws and plain faces. A building with a healing power- boasting of its restful and relaxing nature to the sights of its inhabitants. A building bearing the colour of life, growth, hope, renewal, ambition, great fortune and safety. A building that can deaden depression, nervousness and all the superior feelings of inferiority.

A home away from home to all inhabitants of the tainted Earth.The quietest yet the noisiest place ever known. With its inhabitants sweating like a porous pitcher, the green building is sure to be flooded with ever-flowing sweat and the unending pool of blood. When you gauge its nature, it spells the most dreadful place to be. The perfectionists who ran away for their lives deems it be the perfect meaning of discomfort. Upon knocking its gates, even the most courageous and mentally stronger individuals had to put on cowards' clothes in order to survive. The mighty warriors, great conquerors and indisputable invaders failed gloriously when they attempted to walk into the building with their intuition, belief and key character traits uncorrupted and as result they declared the green building a no-go zone.

A place where lethargy/enervation, conformity, partiality, collegiality and doze let alone catnap have no room. Many have tried to find their way in but were so wide off the mark, trend that has raised several questions which I suppose will get louder once I have narrated the myth of this breathtaking green building. Flawlessness, tenacity, resiliency, long-suffering, conformity and blatant partisanship are the only known ways into the green building but should this be the case?

From the motto ''Overflowing sweat and gore," as well as oppressive stillness of its air, it can be deducted that this is not a home for the defeatist rather a home to doers and performers. A motto that has not gone well particularly with the defeatist dark mental picture as depicted from their awful lot of memories and negative perceptions of the green building.Day and night are realities that only exist outside the green building. the Green Building is to be created, nurtured and expanded at all cost even if it means dividing 24 hours into four parts, or applying some dirty tactics like infringement of its inhabitants' rights. An inhabitant's status, physical and psychological health are considered least once it has made up its mind to enter into the green building. There are all sorts of stern tests in the green building that will determine its inhabitants' willingness and ability to dwell on it.

While it's natural for an individual's fondest wish to be of great fortune and above all to have his or her life as a stark reminder of what a roaring success means, no one would want to be associated in any way with pig-headed creatures of large jaws, plain faces, green-eyed and worst of all a sanctimonious person. Astonishingly, the latest discovery about the colonization of the Green building .by the overachieving successful failures is perhaps the greatest myth of the awesome Green building and will undoubtedly remain unrealistic considering that the surrounding of the building is flooded with human sweat and blood - which is a good sign for the Green building's progress as far as development is concerned.

Worse still, failure to view this myth with an eye of a critic would mean wrestling the words uttered by the mouth of the owner of the mightiest hands ever known, who learnt our interest on the desire to build, nurture and develop the green building, warned and deemed it fit that, "A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of hands to rest and poverty will come on you like a thief and scarcity like an armed man." All inhabitants (including those that wish to dwell on ) of the Green building must know from today that the building is not indispensable considering this myth and if not, then Psalm 24;1 (The earth is the LORD'S, and all it contains, The world, and those who dwell in it.) should not be taken in vain. Everyone would love to see the Green building growing and expanding to contain its countless inhabitants but for this amazing goal to be achievd, then the above words must not be taken lightly and if taken lightly, then THE MYTH OF THE GREEN BUILDING will forever remain to be the greatest tale untold.